BREAKING NEWS: Ooflish Congress Agrees on Revised Spending Bill with Major Cuts

 BREAKING NEWS: Ooflish Congress Agrees on Revised Spending Bill with Major Cuts

In a dramatic turnaround following the earlier failed vote, both the House and Senate have reached a tentative agreement on a new spending bill aimed at addressing the government’s looming debt crisis.

Key Cuts in the New Bill:

1. The Ooflish Government Center's Tour and Field Trip Service –

Funding will be completely eliminated, ending the long-standing civic education program that brought thousands of students to the capital each year.

2. National Ambulance Service – International Emergency Medical Care Fleet –

The fleet, which was created to send rapid-response medical teams to international crisis zones, will see a 70% funding reduction, grounding most international operations.

3. Department of Insecurity –

Vice president Hooblo's controversial department will face deep cuts, including halting expansion projects and suspending several surveillance and tech initiatives. 

President Thomas is expected to address the nation tonight regarding the bill and its implications. Some insiders suggest this may trigger more executive action if the cuts are seen as too severe.