Breaking news: protests break out

 🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Protests Break Out During Emergency Congressional Session; Senate Paralyzed by 50-Hour Susan Oofy Oofy Filibuster 🚨

March 29, 2025 | Oofington Capitol Dome, Oofland

As the Ooflish government reels from a historic default on its national debt, chaos has erupted inside and outside the Ooflish Capitol, where lawmakers are scrambling to pass emergency legislation to stabilize the collapsing economy.

🔥 Tensions Boil Over

Thousands of citizens gathered outside the Capitol overnight, chanting “Where’s our future?” and demanding transparency and accountability. Protesters clashed with Capitol Security after some attempted to breach barricades during the emergency House session, which continued through the night.

In the chamber, shouting matches broke out between Democratic Oofy and Republican Oofy lawmakers over a proposed international bailout package and aggressive tax reforms. Presiding officer Dman5353 temporarily recessed the session at 4:27 AM before resuming under emergency rules.

🗣️ Senate: Filibuster Fury

Meanwhile in the Senate, Susan Oofy Oofy (D-O) Bartow has launched a historic 50-hour filibuster opposing a provision in the bailout bill that would:

Cut funding to the Universal Water Program

Privatize emergency healthcare response teams

Implement austerity measures for the Kensington Water Initiative

Her now-viral quote during hour 14:

> “If we can fund space lasers, we can fund water, we can fund people. This isn’t a bailout, it’s a sellout!”

🔍 Current Status

🔵 House: Bill being rewritten after initial version failed 207–228

🔴 Senate: Still locked in filibuster; vote unlikely until late tonight

💥 Public: 12 cities reporting demonstrations, 3 declared states of emergency

💬 Hashtags trending: #OofyFilibuster #OoflandDefault #CapitolCollapse